Serenity Quest

For a moment there we thought that the Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah had gone to be with the virgins. But since God was out of them, virgins that is he sent him back to us for our amusement!

As George W. Bush confided "See, the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

IDF ground movements will advance the troops deep into the nest of Beirut the home of the terrorist group.